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Downloaders of the world, unite for good!

Sunday, July 25th, 2010 by Andrew

You may have heard of The Yes Men. If you haven’t, think of them as super­hero media hoax­ers, trot­ting the globe and deceiv­ing the media in an unend­ing cru­sade for justice.

Back in 2009 The Yes Men made a doc­u­men­tary called The Yes Men Fix the World. They are now being sued by the United States Chamber of Commerce—an anti-environmental, anti-regulatory, anti-government, anti-people cor­po­rate lob­by­ing concern—who are seek­ing to have every copy of the movie impounded and destroyed.

Here’s where you come in.

As a coun­ter­mea­sure, The Yes Men, in coop­er­a­tion with the fas­ci­nat­ing new film dis­tri­b­u­tion out­let Vodo, have released the film for free as a BitTorrent down­load. Get it here. Download it, watch it, and seed that baby like there’s no tomor­row. If you’ve got some spare cash to chuck their way (I don’t), swing by their store to make a dona­tion.

The Yes Men Fix the World is a deadly-serious film dis­guised as a fun-loving romp. Watch the movie if you want to see the remark­able story of how The Yes Men fooled the BBC into believ­ing that they were rep­re­sen­ta­tives of Dow Chemical, and what that meant for res­i­dents of Bhopal, India. Or if you pre­fer, hold on until the bit­ter end to see how they tricked mayor Ray Nagin and the gov­er­nor of Louisiana into wel­com­ing them as rep­re­sen­ta­tives of the Department of Housing and Urban Development. Somewhere in there is a cameo from Reggie Watts (Google him), and of course their Chamber of Commerce shenanigans.

BitTorrent is not just a way to watch leaked workprints of X-Men, it is an instru­ment of jus­tice. By seed­ing this file as much as pos­si­ble to as many peers as pos­si­ble, you are help­ing to ensure that these sur­real media cru­saders will not be silenced. Won’t you please help?

[if you need a good (free) BitTorrent client, I rec­om­mend Transmission (Mac) or µTorrent (Windows)]

The Ultimate Badass

Monday, June 7th, 2010 by Andrew

Who is the Ultimate Badass? There’s got to be someone—one person—out there who per­son­i­fies the mean­ing of that phrase, right? Who is that per­son? I was dis­cussing this recently with Matt and we arrived at a poten­tial answer to this ques­tion. We may be biased because the name we arrived at was that of a film direc­tor, but try as we might we couldn’t come up with any­one who even comes close to the bad-assitute exhib­ited by Werner Herzog (maybe Zeus, but we’re talk­ing recent his­tory here).

Below are a few true facts about Herzog. Chuck Norris has got noth­ing on this guy:

  • Fitzcarraldo and shipIn 1982, he hauled a 340-ton steam ship over a Peruvian moun­tain because he didn’t like spe­cial effects.
  • Klaus Kinski fired a gun at him (three times), but missed.
  • He promised his cast that if they all sur­vived pro­duc­tion on Even Dwarfs Started Small, he would leap into a cac­tus. He did. And not some half-assed cac­tus either; one with long, sharp spines (one of which remains embed­ded in the car­ti­lage of his knee).
  • He told Errol Morris that if Morris ever made a film, he would eat his shoe. Morris made Gates of Heaven, and Herzog boiled and ate his shoe in front of a live audi­ence at the UC Theater in Berkeley. (See the fan­tas­tic Les Blanc doc­u­men­tary short Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe, excerpted below)
  • He saved Joaquin Phoenix’s life by lit­er­ally pulling him from the wreck­age of an over­turned car, then van­ished with­out explanation.
  • He has made a film on every con­ti­nent (yes, even Antarctica).
  • He was shot in the stom­ach by a sniper with an air rifle dur­ing a TV inter­view in 2006 and didn’t even stop talk­ing (“It is not a sig­nif­i­cant bul­let,” said he).
  • He once walked from Munich to Paris (not on the roads; in a straight line through fields and forests).
  • He once stopped an inter­na­tional flight from leav­ing the air­port in Lima, Peru by step­ping out in front of the plane, result­ing in a stand-off with police.
  • He never uses sto­ry­boards (they encour­age men­tal laziness).
  • On loca­tion for Aguirre, the Wrath of God he was swarmed by fire ants and stung approx­i­mately 150 times. The day’s pro­duc­tion was not halted.
  • In 1982, he rode a 340-ton steam ship through rag­ing rapids in the Amazon jun­gle because he didn’t like spe­cial effects.

I am either proud or disgraced

Thursday, April 8th, 2010 by Andrew

Many years ago, back when I was first mak­ing films with any seri­ous­ness, I helped to make a short film enti­tled RRRR. I did not write it, nor did I direct it. The movie was—quite intentionally—relevant to noth­ing. The only com­ment it received on YouTube was “not funny.”

The cen­tral (only?) point of the movie was that you couldn’t play the word ‘RRRR’ in Scrabble.

…until this week, when Mattel announced a new ver­sion of Scrabble that allows the use of proper nouns. Since RRRR is the title of the film, it is a proper noun and there­fore a playable Scrabble word!

I’m so, so sorry.

Notes on last night

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010 by Andrew

Last night around 10:30 PM, a cat fell off the roof. Made a lot of noise. Couldn’t get back to sleep. Then a mos­quito started hov­er­ing around my ears, so I decided to revive a nightly tra­di­tion from ear­lier this month and douse myself in bug spray. It was late, I was tired, I didn’t have my glasses on, the lights were off.

Long story short, I sprayed myself in the eye with insect repellent.

The pain was excru­ci­at­ing, but not intol­er­a­ble. On a scale from one to ten, I’d give it about a seven. I’d never do it again, not even for a bet… depend­ing on the stakes. $100, no way. Not a chance. For $1,000, though… well… I’d at least have to con­sider it.

We had our last Cineastas class today, and I fly back to Minneapolis on Saturday. More posts, pic­tures and video to come soon now that I have less work to do, and I’ll be announc­ing an excit­ing new… thingie… in a cou­ple weeks.

Leaving Fear Behind

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 by Andrew

Last month Tibetan film­maker Dhondup Wangchen was sen­tenced to six years in prison by the Chinese courts for mak­ing the film Leaving Fear Behind, a doc­u­men­tary about Tibetans’ views on the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.

Wangchen was arrested shortly after the com­ple­tion of shoot­ing in May of 2008, but the pro­duc­ers man­aged to smug­gle the footage out of the coun­try. The film is embed­ded below.

According to a source cited by Filming for Tibet, Wangchen has no access to inde­pen­dent legal assis­tance, and his appeal period will expire tomor­row. Furthermore, Wangchen is reported to have con­tracted hepati­tis B in prison and is not receiv­ing med­ical treat­ment for the condition.

My aim for this film is not to make a famous or par­tic­u­larly enter­tain­ing film. This film is about the plight of the Tibetan people—helpless and frus­trated. Therefore I hope that every­one will pay spe­cial atten­tion and sup­port it. That’s my biggest hope.” ~ Dhondup Wangchen

You can make a dona­tion to Filming for Tibet here.

Cineastas de Granada, Part 2: Miami

Sunday, December 13th, 2009 by Andrew

On the the con­tin­uum from ‘utopia’ to ‘dystopia,’ the two extremes loop back and con­verge on a sin­gle point in space—a point known sim­ply as ‘Miami.’ From the air, Miami could be a futur­is­tic alien land­scape. Giant swaths of iden­ti­cal, pic­turesque homes sit in rings around unnat­u­rally geo­met­ric ponds, sur­rounded by uni­formly emerald-green grass. Subdivisions the size of small towns stretch off in all direc­tions. Feeble-minded heiresses with dogs the size of wal­nuts patrol the pris­tine sidewalks.

And the golf courses! Oh, the golf courses!

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Roger Deerborn drinks Grain Belt exclusively

Friday, November 27th, 2009 by Andrew

To refresh your mem­ory, here’s a movie from last year fea­tur­ing Roger Deerborn’s run for President of the United States, Third Party ’08:

To my great delight, President Roger Deerborn (or some­one very much like him) has turned up in another short film, single-mindedly pur­su­ing Grain Belt at the expense of all else, even his own life:

Congrats to Jim Westcott, direc­tor Elliot Diviney and all the rest of their cast and crew for mak­ing some­thing achingly funny.