Archive for the ‘Terminal Philosophy’ Category

Leo’s publicity still

Saturday, April 7th, 2007 by Andrew

One of the mar­vels of edit­ing is that in any given freeze frame, a person’s face can look absolutely ridicu­lous. With that in mind, I give you Leo Noblac’s pub­lic­ity still:

Leo Noblac's publicity still

And yes, this does mean that I’m actu­ally actively work­ing on Terminal Philosophy again, not just look­ing through the footage for silly stills. Just to let you know.

And you know you’re in trou­ble when work becomes a mode of pro­cras­ti­na­tion. Just to let you know.

New apparel

Thursday, March 8th, 2007 by Andrew

To cel­e­brate the avail­abil­ity of the Wholesale Souls, Inc. DVD, why not spend some more money on a “Hello, my name is Stan” T-shirt? Or if that doesn’t tickle your fancy, how about a styl­ish black Terminal Philosophy T-shirt?

Reflections on a month well-wasted

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 by Andrew

Well, ladies and gen­tle­men, it’s been a month away from Minneapolis and school and I am feel­ing refreshed, if a lit­tle reluc­tant to head back. I am right now sit­ting in seat 13F of United flight 364 non­stop to Minneapolis/St. Paul International Airport (MSP). I am watch­ing the sun set out my win­dow, over an infi­nite sea of snow clouds.

When asked what I accom­plished in the past 30 days, I can proudly respond, “Virtually noth­ing.” I have always wor­ried that I am inca­pable of tak­ing time off, and that if I never take any time off I’ll burn out and stop being able to think cre­atively. But this month I took my sweet time in doing things and was mostly able to stop think­ing about deliv­ery dates and pro­duc­tion schedules.

This is my kind of flight. Right before we took off, a flight atten­dant announced that we’d be get­ting into Minneapolis “around 6:15, or some­thing like that.” Now the pilot is read­ing off foot­ball scores. Not that I fol­low foot­ball, but it’s the thought that counts.

Of course, for accom­plish­ing vir­tu­ally noth­ing, I (or should I say WE) got quite a lot of things done. For one, you can now buy an ele­gant Terminal Philosophy mouse pad for way more than it’s worth. Faithful reader Paul sent me these pic­tures to prove that it does, as adver­tised, pro­vide cush­ion­ing for mice, but not the cute furry ones:

Terminal Philosophy mousepad

But that’s a tri­fle com­pared to what else has been going on. I sent off the Wholesale Souls, Inc. DVD for mas­ter­ing, which means that you will finally be able to pur­chase your very own copy of the film, com­plete with a spe­cial fea­tures disc that includes, among other things, a making-of doc­u­men­tary and a lot of footage of Mr. Darren Marshall mak­ing a fool of him­self in the Channel 10 stu­dio. (I was plan­ning to have the DVD avail­able by the first week of January, but what with fac­tors out of my con­trol includ­ing a gigan­tic bliz­zard that shut down the state of Colorado for sev­eral days and the appar­ent inun­da­tion of CustomFlix with new orders, this has to be delayed. I am still wait­ing for the proof DVD, which will have to be for­warded to me in Minneapolis for inspec­tion before I can approve pro­duc­tion. THEN it will be avail­able, and believe me, you’ll all know.)

As far as Terminal Philosophy goes, we got most (but not all) of the pick­ups we needed, and a fair deal of ADR. The good news is that Parker got a shot­gun mic for Chrismas and should be able to record ADR in Colorado and then upload it for me to inte­grate in the mas­ter time­line that I am work­ing on in Minnesota. Ain’t tech­nol­ogy grand?

The major pickup we got was an entire miss­ing scene. Every pro­duc­tion has a cursed scene. In Wholesale Souls it was Scene 13, a moniker which still strikes fear into the hearts of those who worked on the film. In Terminal Philosophy, it was the scene In Which Leo Meets the Grim Reaper. I’ll be post­ing a thor­ough arti­cle on that scene and all the prob­lems we had in a day or two, but for now suf­fice it to say that the scene is in the can, that in the scene I make my “real” act­ing debut, and that despite all my nerves and all the dif­fi­culty we went through, I am quite ecsta­t­i­cally pleased with the footage we got.

Now the big news: The first cut of Terminal Philosophy is almost done. That’s right, we have (with a few minor holes) every­thing up from the begin­ning of the movie through Leo’s entrance into Hell edited and pieced together. Of course, now I’m going to be busy with school (includ­ing my first ever real film class), so progress will slow dra­mat­i­cally in the ensu­ing months.

Anyway, that’s what’s been going on with me.

Leo is dead.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 by Andrew

Calling all cars: we need extras to be dead people

Friday, November 24th, 2006 by Andrew

HEY EVERYONE:

We’re look­ing for extras to appear in a pick-up scene we’re shoot­ing for Terminal Philosophy today (Friday the 24th) from 10:00 AM to sun­down. It doesn’t mat­ter if you’ve appeared else­where in the film, and the more peo­ple we get, the more strik­ing the scene will be. You will be play­ing corpses pil­ing up around the Grim Reaper.

We can’t tell you where we’ll be shoot­ing the scene until you meet us (we’re try­ing to fly under the radar on this one), but we’ll be meet­ing at Parker’s house at 10:00 AM for makeup and prep before we head off to shoot. Feel free to just show up if you want to help out. If you don’t know where Parker’s house is, e-mail me and I will send you directions.

What to wear: Drab col­ors. Warm earth tones. No text or fine pat­terns. No graphic images. No bright greens or blues.

What you get out of it: You get to be a corpse in a movie. What more do you want? OK, if we get done fast enough, you’ll also be able to star in a quick zom­bie movie. Happy?

We want YOU to be death personified!

Friday, November 17th, 2006 by Andrew

The road to shoot­ing (even pick­ups) (espe­cially pick­ups) is fraught with pot­holes. The one major scene we need to shoot while I am in town over Thanksgiving is a scene in which Leo meets the Grim Reaper. Unfortunately, the actor lined up to play the Grim Reaper has can­celed on us and we are now look­ing for new talent.

We need some­one with a dark soul, a cut­ting sense of irony, and the abil­ity to strike fear into the hearts of men with a sin­gle glance. Previous stage and/or film act­ing expe­ri­ence is pre­ferred but not required. The scene (espe­cially the Grim Reaper’s dia­logue) is writ­ten in a very the­atri­cal man­ner, and we have always wanted to have some­one with a the­atri­cal back­ground (or at least a the­atri­cal per­sona) to play the part.

Here is some sam­ple dialogue:

LEO
Who are you to decide who lives and who dies?

REAPER
(tired, but mildly amused)
I am the Angel of Death. That is my job.

LEO
But why then?! I had a life to live.

REAPER
You would have died the same way old as you did young. Lonely, depressed, godless.

Leo shakes his head for he does not want to believe.

REAPER
You know, Leo, hell is no fairy tale, Leo. It is a very real, very ter­ri­ble place.

The reaper beck­ons Leo to him. Leo comes, and the reaper places his mouth up to Leo’s ear.

REAPER
Atheists go to hell, Leo.

What do you think? Can you pull it off? Do you know some­one who can? E-mail me and let me know. Be sure to pro­vide your name and phone num­ber, and if avail­able, a résumé is appreciated.

The Shoot will take place either Wednesday, November 22nd, Friday the 24th, Saturday the 25th, or Sunday the 26th.

Hamlet @ CSU

Monday, October 30th, 2006 by Mikhail

I went to see the per­for­mance of Hamlet at CSU last week­end, and over­all it was pretty great. I encour­age any­one to go out and see it these fol­low­ing week­ends, as tick­ets are rea­son­ably priced.

The impor­tant thing is, that the actors got lil’ biogra­phies in the handy-outy-thing, which listed their pre­vi­ous works in film and the­ater. Let me read you a snip­pet of Second Grave Digger, Soldier’s bio.

… He appeared recently in CSU’s pro­duc­tion of Cyrano de Bergerac, and also par­tic­i­pated in the local short film, TERMINAL PHILOSOPHY*, this past summer”

Ho ho! A blurb! A blurb I say!

Yes, none other than Austin Hall, AKA Odin, was in Hamlet as the sec­ond grave digger.

CSU also plans to per­form Picasso at the Lapin Agile, a play writ­ten by Steve Martin. Yes, that Steve Martin.

So go see it if you’re still in Colorado, (sorry Andrew) and con­grats Austin!

*Capitalization added for efffect